100 Cringey Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh

Sometimes you need a funny line to start talking to someone new.

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100 Cringey Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh
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Liputan6.com, Jakarta Dating can be hard. Sometimes you need a funny line to start talking to someone new. Here are 450 cringey pick up lines to make people laugh:

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

1. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

2. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

3. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

4. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

5. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

 

Funny Pick Up Lines

6. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

7. Are you a time traveler? I see you in my future.

8. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

9. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

10. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

 

Cute Pick Up Lines

11. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

12. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

13. Are you a magician? When I look at you, everyone else disappears.

14. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

15. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.

 

Flirty Pick Up Lines

16. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

17. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

18. I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your number?

19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

20. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

Science Pick Up Lines

Science Pick Up Lines
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21. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

22. You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

23. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

24. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

25. You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.

 

Food Pick Up Lines

26. Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine-apple.

27. You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

28. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.

29. Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of you.

30. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

 

Movie Pick Up Lines

31. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

32. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

33. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

34. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

35. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

 

Holiday Pick Up Lines

36. Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way.

37. Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.

38. You must be the star on top of the tree, because you shine so bright.

39. Are you a present? Because I really want to unwrap you.

40. If you were a snowflake, you’d be one of a kind.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Nerdy Pick Up Lines
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41. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be BeAuTi-ful.

42. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

43. You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

44. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

45. You and I would add up better than the Fibonacci sequence.

 

Silly Pick Up Lines

46. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

47. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

48. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

49. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.

50. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

 

Romantic Pick Up Lines

51. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

52. If you were a flower, you’d be a daaaaaaaamn-delion.

53. Are you a time traveler? I see you in my future.

54. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

55. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

Clever Pick Up Lines

56. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

57. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

58. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

59. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

60. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Smooth Pick Up Lines

Smooth Pick Up Lines
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61. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

62. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

63. I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your number?

64. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

65. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

 

Corny Pick Up Lines

66. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

67. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

68. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

69. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.

70. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

 

Witty Pick Up Lines

71. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

72. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

73. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

74. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

75. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

Sweet Pick Up Lines

76. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

77. If you were a flower, you’d be a daaaaaaaamn-delion.

78. Are you a time traveler? I see you in my future.

79. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

80. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Geeky Pick Up Lines

Geeky Pick Up Lines
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81. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

82. You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

83. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

84. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

85. You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.

 

Quirky Pick Up Lines

86. Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine-apple.

87. You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

88. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.

89. Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of you.

90. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

 

Charming Pick Up Lines

91. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

92. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

93. I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your number?

94. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

95. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

 

Playful Pick Up Lines

96. Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got FINE written all over you.

97. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

98. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

99. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.

100. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Conclusion

Pick up lines can be a fun way to break the ice and start a conversation. While they may be cringey, they often make people laugh and can help ease tension when meeting someone new.

Remember to use these lines with a sense of humor and be respectful of others. The best connections often come from genuine interactions, so don’t be afraid to just be yourself!

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