Liputan6.com, Jakarta Pick up lines can be a fun way to break the ice, but some go too far. Here’s a list of 100 inappropriate pick up lines that are more likely to make people cringe than swoon. While some may find these amusing, it’s best not to use them in real life!
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Cheesy Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
3. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
5. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
6. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
7. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
8. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
10. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
Dirty Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
11. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
12. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
13. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
14. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
15. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
16. Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
17. Are you a beaver? Because dam!
18. Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place.
19. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
20. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
Offensive Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
21. Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.
22. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
23. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.
24. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
25. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
26. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
27. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
28. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
29. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
30. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
Cringe-Worthy Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
31. Is your name Spotify? Because you’re the hottest single around.
32. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
33. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
34. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
35. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
36. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
37. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
38. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
39. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
40. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
Silly Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
41. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
42. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
43. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
44. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
45. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
46. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
47. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
48. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
49. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
50. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Awkward Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
51. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
52. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
53. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
54. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.
55. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
56. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
57. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
58. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
59. Is your name Spotify? Because you’re the hottest single around.
60. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
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Bizarre Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
61. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
62. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
63. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
64. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
65. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
66. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
67. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
68. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
69. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
70. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Outrageous Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
71. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
72. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
73. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
74. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
75. Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
76. Are you a beaver? Because dam!
77. Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place.
78. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
79. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
80. Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.
Shocking Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
81. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
82. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
83. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
84. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.
85. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
86. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
87. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
88. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
89. Is your name Spotify? Because you’re the hottest single around.
90. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Tasteless Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
91. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
92. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
93. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
94. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
95. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
96. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
97. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
98. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
99. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
100. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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Conclusion
While these inappropriate pick up lines may seem funny on paper, it’s best to avoid using them in real life. They can come across as creepy, offensive, or just plain awkward. Instead, try having a genuine conversation to get to know someone. Honesty and respect go much further than cheesy one-liners when it comes to making connections.
