450 Stupid Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe

Some can be smooth or clever, many are just plain silly or cringe-worthy.

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450 Stupid Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe
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Liputan6.com, Jakarta Pick up lines are a popular way to start conversations with someone you’re interested in. While some can be smooth or clever, many are just plain silly or cringe-worthy.

Here’s a massive list of 450 stupid pick up lines that will make you laugh, groan, or shake your head in disbelief. Use these at your own risk!

1. Are you a fruit? Because you look like a fineapple.

2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

3. Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.

4. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

5. You must be a baker, because you’re a cutie pie.

6. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.

7. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

8. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

9. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

10. Do you like raisins? How about a date?

 

Silly Science and Math Lines

11. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful.

12. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

13. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.

14. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

15. You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

16. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

17. You and I would add up better than the Riemann sum.

18. Our love is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined.

19. Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.

20. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

 

Corny Animal-Themed Lines

21. Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.

22. Do you like cats? Because I’m feline a connection between us.

23. Are you a dog person? Because you look fetching.

24. If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

25. Are you a beaver? Because dam!

26. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

27. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

28. Are you a duck? Because you’re just my type.

29. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

30. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

 

Terrible Puns and Wordplay

31. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

32. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

33. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

34. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

35. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

36. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

37. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

38. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

39. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

40. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

 

Cringeworthy Movie References

41. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

42. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

43. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.

44. You must be a Keeper, because you’re magical.

45. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

46. Are you from Naboo? Because you’re the Queen I’m looking for.

47. I’m not a Jedi, but I sense a powerful Force between us.

48. You must be Leia, because you’re the princess I’ve been looking for.

49. Are you an Avenger? Because you’ve assembled all my attention.

50. I must be in the Upside Down, because you’ve turned my world upside down.

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51. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

52. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

53. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

54. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

55. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

56. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

57. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

58. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

59. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

60. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

 

Silly Situational Lines

61. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

62. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

63. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

64. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

65. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

66. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

67. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

68. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

69. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

70. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

 

Terrible Comparisons

71. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

72. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

73. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

74. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

75. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

76. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

77. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

78. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

79. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

80. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

 

Groan-Worthy Name Puns

81. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

82. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

83. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

84. Is your name Cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

85. Is your name Spotify? Because you’re the hottest single around.

86. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.

87. Is your name Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

88. Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

89. Is your name Winter? You’ll be coming soon.

90. Is your name Visa? Because you’re everywhere I want to be.

 

Painfully Obvious Lines

91. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

92. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

93. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

94. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

95. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

96. I’m not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

97. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

98. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

99. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

100. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

Terrible Rhymes

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101. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty, but damn look at you!

102. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

103. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a poet, but can I go out with you?

104. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, but can I date you?

105. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you.

106. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not very good at poems, but I’m very good at loving you.

107. Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pickup lines, can I just talk to you?

108. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

109. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that clever, but can I sit next to you?

110. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not Shakespeare, but I’d love to date you.

 

Silly Hypothetical Scenarios

111. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

112. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

113. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

114. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

115. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

116. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

117. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

118. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

119. If you were a library book, I’d check you out.

120. If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.

 

Terrible Pop Culture References

121. Are you a Pokémon? Because I choose you!

122. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

123. Are you a Wifi hotspot? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

124. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

125. Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge you all day.

126. Are you Spotify? Because you’re the hottest single around.

127. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

128. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

129. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

130. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

Cringe-Worthy Compliments

131. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

132. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

133. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

134. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

135. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

136. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

137. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

138. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

139. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

140. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

 

Terrible Puns

141. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

142. Do you like raisins? How about a date?

143. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

144. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

145. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

146. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

147. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

148. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

149. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

150. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

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151. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

152. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

153. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

154. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

155. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

156. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

157. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

158. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

159. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

160. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

 

Terrible Metaphors

161. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.

162. Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

163. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

164. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

165. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

166. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

167. Are you a WiFi hotspot? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

168. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

169. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

170. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.

 

Silly Questions

171. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

172. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

173. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

174. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

175. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

176. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

177. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

178. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

179. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

180. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

Terrible Analogies

181. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

182. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

183. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

184. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

185. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

186. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

187. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

188. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

189. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

190. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

 

Awkward Introductions

191. Hi, I’m [your name], but you can call me tonight.

192. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

193. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

194. I’m not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

195. I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

196. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

197. I’m not a thief, but I want to steal your heart.

198. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

199. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

200. I’m not a doctor, but I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Terrible Wordplay

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201. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

202. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

203. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

204. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

205. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

206. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

207. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

208. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

209. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

210. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

 

Cringe-Worthy Comparisons

211. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

212. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

213. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

214. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

215. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

216. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

217. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

218. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

219. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

220. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

 

Terrible Compliments

221. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

222. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

223. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

224. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

225. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

226. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

227. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

228. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

229. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

230. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

 

Silly Observations

231. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

232. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

233. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

234. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

235. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

236. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

237. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

238. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

239. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

240. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

 

Awkward Requests

241. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

242. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

243. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

244. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

245. Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.

246. Can you pinch me? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

247. Can I take you to the movies? They don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

248. Can I have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

249. Can you give me directions? To your heart?

250. Can I have a picture of you? So I can show my friends that angels do exist.

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251. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

252. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

253. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

254. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

255. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

256. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

257. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

258. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

259. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

260. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

 

Cringe-Worthy Declarations

261. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

262. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

263. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

264. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

265. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

266. I’m not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

267. I’m not a thief, but I want to steal your heart.

268. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

269. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

270. I’m not a doctor, but I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

 

Terrible Metaphors

271. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.

272. Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

273. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

274. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

275. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

276. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

277. Are you a WiFi hotspot? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

278. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

279. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

280. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.

 

Awkward Compliments

281. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

282. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

283. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

284. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

285. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

286. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

287. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

288. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

289. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

290. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

 

Terrible Puns

291. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

292. Do you like raisins? How about a date?

293. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

294. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

295. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

296. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

297. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

298. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

299. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

300. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Silly Questions

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301. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

302. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

303. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

304. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

305. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

306. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

307. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

308. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

309. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

310. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

Cringe-Worthy Comparisons

311. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

312. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

313. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

314. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

315. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

316. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

317. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

318. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

319. Are you a campfire? Because you_’re hot and I want s’more.

320. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

 

Awkward Introductions

321. Hi, I’m [your name], but you can call me tonight.

322. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

323. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

324. I’m not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

325. I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

326. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

327. I’m not a thief, but I want to steal your heart.

328. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

329. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

330. I’m not a doctor, but I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

 

Terrible Wordplay

331. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

332. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

333. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

334. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

335. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

336. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

337. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

338. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

339. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

340. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

 

Silly Observations

341. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

342. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

343. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

344. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

345. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

346. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

347. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

348. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

349. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

350. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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351. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

352. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

353. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

354. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

355. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

356. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

357. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

358. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

359. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

360. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

 

Cringe-Worthy Declarations

361. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

362. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

363. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

364. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

365. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

366. I’m not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

367. I’m not a thief, but I want to steal your heart.

368. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

369. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

370. I’m not a doctor, but I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

 

Terrible Metaphors

371. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.

372. Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

373. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

374. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

375. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

376. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

377. Are you a WiFi hotspot? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

378. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

379. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

380. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.

 

Awkward Requests

381. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

382. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

383. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

384. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

385. Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.

386. Can you pinch me? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

387. Can I take you to the movies? They don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

388. Can I have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

389. Can you give me directions? To your heart?

390. Can I have a picture of you? So I can show my friends that angels do exist.

 

Terrible Pickup Strategies

391. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

392. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

393. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

394. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

395. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

396. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

397. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

398. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

399. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

400. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

Silly Hypothetical Scenarios

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401. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

402. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

403. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

404. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

405. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

406. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

407. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

408. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

409. If you were a library book, I’d check you out.

410. If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.

 

Terrible Pop Culture References

411. Are you a Pokémon? Because I choose you!

412. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

413. Are you a Wifi hotspot? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

414. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

415. Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge you all day.

416. Are you Spotify? Because you’re the hottest single around.

417. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

418. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

419. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

420. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

Cringe-Worthy Movie References

421. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

422. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

423. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.

424. You must be a Keeper, because you’re magical.

425. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

426. Are you from Naboo? Because you’re the Queen I’m looking for.

427. I’m not a Jedi, but I sense a powerful Force between us.

428. You must be Leia, because you’re the princess I’ve been looking for.

429. Are you an Avenger? Because you’ve assembled all my attention.

430. I must be in the Upside Down, because you’ve turned my world upside down.

 

Terrible Rhymes

431. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty, but damn look at you!

432. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

433. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a poet, but can I go out with you?

434. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, but can I date you?

435. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you.

436. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not very good at poems, but I’m very good at loving you.

437. Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pickup lines, can I just talk to you?

438. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

439. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that clever, but can I sit next to you?

440. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not Shakespeare, but I’d love to date you.

 

Awkward Observations

441. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

442. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

443. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

444. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

445. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

446. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

447. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

448. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

449. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

450. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Conclusion

While these pickup lines may be cringe-worthy, they can sometimes break the ice and lead to laughter. However, it’s important to remember that genuine, respectful communication is usually the best approach when trying to connect with someone.

Use these lines at your own risk, and always be mindful of the other person’s comfort and boundaries.

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